Why Everyone Wants To Work For The Government

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.

The first man was an Engineer.
The second man was an Accountant.
The third man was a Chemist.
The fourth man was a Government Employee.

To show off, the Engineer called his cat, ‘T-square, do your stuff.’ T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.

Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He ordered his cat,‘Spreadsheet, do your stuff.’ Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.

Everyone agreed that was good.

But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, ‘Measure, do your stuff.’ Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces into the glass without spilling a drop.

Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, ‘What can your cat do?’

The Government Employee called his cat and said, ‘Coffee Break, do your stuff.’

Coffee Break jumped to his feet….Ate the cookies…Drank the milk…Defecated on the paper…Screwed the other three cats…Claimed he injured his back while doing so…Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions…Put in for Workers Compensation…and took the day off using ‘sick leave’…

And that my friends is why everyone wants to work for the government!

Borrowed from here.

5 thoughts on “Why Everyone Wants To Work For The Government

  1. Funny, but sadly true.
    I once read a report in one of our newspapers that said: “The average government worker works for 13 minutes a day”….. 13 mins! WTF.
    However, professionals such as doctors and engineers DO work hard, even in the government sector.

  2. The more people talk about “You can slack off in gov jobs” the more I want to work there instead of a challenging job in the private sector…

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